alegbra: gangbankers: alegbra: what if you had to choose between being forced to chew all your food with your mouth open and have everyone get pissed at you for it or have everyone else in the world chew with their mouths open and you would be the only person who was bothered by it fuck is this what the sats are like essentially yes
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
obliteratedheart: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
trippenkittin: samsaranmusing: It is a fact that most of your problems are just thoughts. I hope so
I just realized that 42 seconds into 4:23 pm on August 4, 2015, that will be the only moment in our lifetime where the date is all of The Numbers from Lost in order: 4/8/15, 16:23:42
intersectionalityis4lovers: don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’ or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
basedgosh: its the remix to ignition. hot and fresh out ignition. mama rollin that body got every man in ignition
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
bachmaninovsky: what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg “Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
iancrawfords: do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
ostracizedpoodle: wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via excrutiate)
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
ghh0st asked: Just FYI, I really like your blog as well. :)
maxine-shaw: why is “a dad actually has to raise his kids” a legitimate premise for a tv show
Sometimes i think that when Leo DiCaprio wins his...
isthisathing-no-cool: In Germany, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “Nicht einatmen in meine Richtung, Sie Hintern Hut.” That means “Look into my eyes, as my heart overflows with compassion for you” and I think that’s beautiful.
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think My love for this post is unbelievable.